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420 Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Katt Williams
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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
Afroman
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
Afroman
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pu... too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
Afroman
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
Katt Williams
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.
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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
Bill Hicks
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
Afroman
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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