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Alimony Is Like Buying Oats For A Dead Hors Quotes & Sayings
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.
Hector Hugh Munro
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
Dwight Schrute
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
Unknown
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
Jim Balsillie
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I've sown all the oats I want to sow.
Stephanie Zimbalist
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I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
Unknown
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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We sometime didn't get enough to buy oats for our horses. Most banks had very little money in them.
Frank James
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Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
House MD
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Often for hors d'oeuvres, I serve room temperature vegetables, something like that, so that the main course might be quite rich but the first course has balanced it out.
Sally Schneider
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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
H L Mencken
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Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
Norman Mailer
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If you're into architecture and you're from the West, everything is hors d'oeuvres for working to rebuild the Temple. Ultimately you're led there. You can't escape it.
Ben Nicholson
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
John Barrymore
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Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
Dick Schaap
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred A Allen
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