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Alphabet Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
George Eliot
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I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
Tre Cool
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
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Action, looks, words, steps, form the alphabet by which you may spell character.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
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Having reached the halfway mark in the alphabet, my prime focus is on writing each new book as well as I can.
Sue Grafton
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
George Eliot
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No matter how thoroughly a person may have learned the Greek alphabet, he will never be in a condition to repeat it backwards without further training.
Hermann Ebbinghaus
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Jerry Seinfield
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Jerry Seinfield
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Jerry Seinfield
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Jerry Seinfield
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Covetousness is both the beginning and the end of the devil's alphabet - the first vice in corrupt nature that moves, and the last which dies.
Michel De Montaigne
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The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet.
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If plan A didnt worked. The alphabet has 25 more letters, stay cool.
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If plan A Didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool.
Kane Arreo
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You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two of them [TB]. He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. He knows the answer going in. It's cheating.
Dr Gregory House
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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