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Answering Ur Phone Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Gotta change my answering machine. Now that I'm alone. Cause right now it says that we, can't come to the phone.
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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Love is like answering a phone call, it starts with hello then after all, it ends to goodbye.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Tom Cole
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When I used to live in the Brewster Projects, I always thought it would be fantastic to have a phone. I would dream about a phone.
Florence Ballard
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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