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Baby Momma Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Baby I'm not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Schwayze ya know them haters never phase me that's not how my momma raised me.
Justin Bieber
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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The block is packed. Baby gott an attitude and proud to holla back. Momma's givin' advice but she ain't tryna hear that. Not because it's wrong, just her delivery is whack.
Lyfe Jennings
1 Likes
Do, do, do your thing baby, Don't stop with what you're doing, forget what other girls say. All their doing is hey, ey! Uhuu momma bad, bad to the bone, a million other, but the only one I notice is only you!
Rock City
3 Likes
My sis just said she loves me like baby momma's love child support, like hood rats love lace fronts! That's some sisterly love!
Unknown
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y second tell me how you pressed em at the Monte Crystal. Where so&so from, and what neighborhoods beefin, Who baby momma's a rat, and who got killed last weekend. That shit is mad depressin, bringin me down. Speak on somethin with some substance that can get us both paid rather than tellin me how these ni...s jockin yo style.
Kendrick Lamar
17 Likes
Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
22 Likes
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
41 Likes
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My baby momma harder then a lot of you ni...s. Keep it 100, hit the lottery ni...s. You ain't about that life ain't gotta lie to me, ni.... You know its till the death, I hope it obvi to ni...s.
Jay Z
26 Likes
I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
11 Likes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
1 Likes
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Unknown
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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Ralphie May
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
1 Likes
Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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