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Body After Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.
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I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.
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