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Boken Down Bus Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Ever get stuck behind a school bus for so long that you start talking crap about the kids on the bus and saying how they'll never succeed?
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that.
Jim Dale
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I love my little Mac G4 computer and we just had Internet installed on the bus... we all have little Macs actually, there's four of us on the bus, and we all just sit there and surf the Internet!
Lee Ann Womack
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I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
Jenny McCarthy
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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Tré on their first tour bus: It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read.
Green Day
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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