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Bullshit Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
Parker Posey
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Did you hear about the frog that double parked? He was toad away...
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I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
Armistead Maupin
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It reached the point where it became kind of odd. 'Thank you very much, but now would you listen to my jokes?'
Nikki Cox
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
Unknown
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Were still teenagers, enjoy life while it lasts, fu.. any bullshit anyone gives you.
Unknown
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The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every daywork, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating. Most of it's just bullshit, however entertaining.
Jennifer Aniston
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
Unknown
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I miss my friends, the fun we usually have in class, the jokes, the gossips but not the studying part.
Unknown
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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