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Condom Says To The Tampon Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condom Says To The Tampon" sorted by relevance. 56 matching entries found.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Boy I send dem bloods at your a.. like a tampon.
Lil Wayne
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
Jeanie Wilding
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.
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