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Cow Out Of The Bar Quotes & Sayings
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A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
Arthur Koestler
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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Then I got a gig with an older friend who had the equipment and he played in this bar. They would bring me in the bar through the backdoor and I would DJ in the back room most of the night. Then they'd take me out the backdoor, so I was never really in the bar.
Jam Master Jay
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Sara Underwood
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Wil Wheaton
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It is much the best way... to lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time.
William Billings
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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I know you ain't never milked a cow before.
Justin Moore
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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He took to it like a pig to mud, like a cow to cud.
Blake Shelton
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