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Crappy Grandma Quotes & Sayings
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer
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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
Unknown
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The road is like..the romantic thing about being on the road is the hour and fifteen minutes you're playing up on stage and everything leading up to that is the grueling part. The traveling, the crappy food, the crappy hotels.
3 Doors Down
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Ashtray! You little bi... a.. motherfu..er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug! -Grandma
Don't Be A Menace
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On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.
Arne Jacobsen
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Every year my grandma would take me to Disneyland. It was a special time for just the two of us and no one else. I think I was about 3 when I first went and continued until I was maybe 12. It was our day and I especially remember the 'Electric Parade.' It was so much fun and my grandma has always been very special in my life.
Katie Cassidy
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bi...es out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for ho... A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Riley Freeman
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Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa
Mulan
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Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave.
Unknown
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward...it's a punishment.
Drew Carey
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I'm a hardcore gamer and would never let you down by designing a crappy title.
John Romero
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Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
Linus Torvalds
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
Augusten Burroughs
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I hate when you're already feeling crappy then a sad song comes on your iPod. Like really?
Unknown
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I know there are a lot of readers that think I've got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there's really nothing that's been like a mirror. I'm just making this stuff up.
Robert Kirkman
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Lying only builds a crappy bridge that leaves you to fall and drown one day.
Unknown
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I was always more of an academic than a jock.
Grandma Moses
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Maybe I should of remembered Grandma's birthday.
Hannah Montana
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Woo! Sign me up for the next war! -Grandma Fa
Mulan
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Who spit in her bean curd? -Grandma Fa
Mulan
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