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Dad Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
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Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
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Words cannot express how much I love my Dad. Strongest man I know. I am beyond blessed to have him as MY Dad.
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Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.
Max Cannon
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here? They're not very good.
Eli Manning
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Also, to be honest, my dad wanted me to be an athlete. And I think all sons want to prove something to their dad. So now, aged 35, I want to see what I can achieve physically.
Joe Manganiello
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'Tom Cruise & I are around the same age...there is no reason why I can't be Ethan Hunt.' -My Dad while watching MI:4 HA! I love my Dad!
Tahj Mowry
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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