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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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