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Dave Barry Dna Quotes & Sayings
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as s.., eye color, age and Social Security number.
Dave Barry
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My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.
Dave Pelzer
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Dave Barry
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
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But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
Dave Barry
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Dave Barry
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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
Dave Barry
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Dave Barry
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Dave Barry
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Dave Barry
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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
Dave Barry
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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
Dave Barry
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