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Dieting Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Me: I'm gonna start dieting. *1 hour later* Me: Is that cake?!
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Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.
Mimi Sheraton
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
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Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.
Bruce Froemming
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you...
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I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.
Suzanne Somers
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We know that more than 5 million Americans suffer from eating disorders, most of them young women.
Tipper Gore
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
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Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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Food is like s..: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Beth McCollister
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