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Dont Want To Get Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Why dont we get drunk and screw?
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.
Taylor Swift
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
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I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.
Dave Chappelle
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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