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Eat Crowlike A Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
Nikita Khrushchev
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
Michael Symon
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Talking about food is like talking about your dreams. Everyone has something to say. We all have to eat, it's just what we eat which differs. Some people eat for fuel and I feel bad for them.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.
Nicholas Hoult
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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