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Eat Crowlike A Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
Carol Alt
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Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.
Mary Catherine Bateson
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To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
La Rochefoucauld
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I eat a lot. I eat three times a day and I snack.
Suzanne Somers
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God's creatures, great and small... eat them one, eat them all.
John A Simone Sr
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I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.
Star Jones
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Your body is the direct result of what you eat as well as what you don't eat.
Gloria Swanson
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell
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