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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Suggest Revision: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
 
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Suggest Revision: Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.
 
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a dolla on tits tipping the game to play another hit or flip the stakes higher. Add a bill to the tab please sire for, we admire dolla, dolla, style. Theres a urgency for currency to be spent, I want it now! The deals not enough, Ima consumer bloomer congruent to all out, union of moving into the fall route. Split between a poor-trait and a rich pinch of which pretty penny makes intense sense, since I'm looking for the seat of success in my 2 cents to a differ-rinse in washing the brain to sustain rent, clothes, and what it all meant before the dolla, dolla, holla, holla, blue collar rocwila taught you how to be a scholar working at McDonalds parlor top it off with fries. Electric shock the man with no dolla dies.
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Suggest Revision: Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a dolla on tits tipping the game to play another hit or flip the stakes higher. Add a bill to the tab please sire for, we admire dolla, dolla, style. Theres a urgency for currency to be spent, I want it now! The deals not enough, Ima consumer bloomer congruent to all out, union of moving into the fall route. Split between a poor-trait and a rich pinch of which pretty penny makes intense sense, since I'm looking for the seat of success in my 2 cents to a differ-rinse in washing the brain to sustain rent, clothes, and what it all meant before the dolla, dolla, holla, holla, blue collar rocwila taught you how to be a scholar working at McDonalds parlor top it off with fries. Electric shock the man with no dolla dies.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
 
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Suggest Revision: What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
 
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Suggest Revision: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
 
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Suggest Revision: Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
 
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Suggest Revision: Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
 
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