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Electric Shock Short Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Shock me like an electric eel baby girl
MGMT
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Whoever heard of an electric violin, electric cello or, for that matter, an electric singer?
Andres Segovia
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Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.
Bill Gates
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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Future shock is the shattering stress and disorientation that we induce in individuals by subjecting them to too much change in too short a time.
Alvin Toffler
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Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.
Ben Lindsey
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Just as the body goes into shock after a physical trauma, so does the human psyche go into shock after the impact of a major loss.
Anne Grant
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It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it.
Camilla Belle
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Future shock [is] the shattering stress and disorientation that we induce in individuals by subjecting them to too much change in too short a time.
Alvin Toffler
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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It is a shock to us in the twentieth century to discover, from observations science has made, that the fundamental mechanisms of life cannot be ascribed to natural selection, and therefore were designed. But we must deal with our shock as best we can and go on.
Michael Behe
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You give me electric chair. I no afraid of that chair! You're one of capitalists. You is crook man too. Put me in electric chair. I no care!
Giuseppe Zangara
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The important thing in writing is the capacity to astonish. Not shock - shock is a worn-out word - but astonish.
Terry Southern
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Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock
Ben Lindsey
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Karta, an orangutan at a zoo in Australia, escaped from her enclosure on Sunday, after she short-circuited an electric fence and broke free. She then climbed over the fence, where another orangutan was waiting with the car running.
Seth Meyers
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Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
Steve Carell
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.
Unknown
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