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Electric Shock Short Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the electric fence.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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The important thing in writing is the capacity to astonish. Not shock - shock is a worn-out word - but astonish.
Terry Southern
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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What, then, is light according to the electromagnetic theory? It consists of alternate and opposite rapidly recurring transverse magnetic disturbances, accompanied with electric displacements, the direction of the electric displacement being at the right angles to the magnetic disturbance, and both at right angles to the direction of the ray.
James Clerk Maxwell
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When I heard the death of Brittany I was in a state of shock and filled with sadness. She was a sweet, funny girl with this incredible light around her. To have her leave us so soon is a great loss.
Stacey Dash
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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I compare the Twist to the electric light, The Twist is me, and I'm it. I'm the electric light.
Chubby Checker
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's a lot. We try to set an example. Unfortunately, you have to have the means to be green. That's what has to change in this world. It should be cheaper to be green. I can afford to put solar energy in and I can afford to drive an electric car because I can also have a gas car if I need to drive more than eighty miles in a day. So that's too bad.
David Duchovny
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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