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Female Botox Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery. A male friend in the fashion industry once asked me, 'Why is make-up any different to getting Botox?' I said I didn't think it was a fair comparison, make-up is removable, it's not permanent. But changing the natural chemical state of who you are? I'm not sure.
Teri Hatcher
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Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.
Guy Pearce
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Training of female athletes is so new that the limits of female possibility are still unknown.
Katherine Dunn
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And I think a woman should find it a joy to be female because God made both male and female.
Little Richard
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It was just really, really tough getting anything when you were a female. Basically, I just took advantage of everything I could. But when people are going to flat out tell you they're not going to hire anyone that's female, there's not much you can do about it.
Shannon Lucid
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There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of s... As well speak of a female liver.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Camille Paglia
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It's every woman's tragedy, that, after a certain age, she looks like a female impersonator. Mind you, we've known some lovely female impersonators, in our time.
Angela Carter
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So many other countries have had female leaders, in fact the U.S. ranks 61st in female representation in government and I think it is startling and sign of a change that needs to be made.
Geena Davis
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For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable.
Gloria Steinem
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The tight clothes are something you learn to live up to. Lots of working out- which is good! Being a strong female character is all a female actress could hope for.
Jennifer Sky
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We thought we needed a female touch, and you know, she was just perfect. We really wanted to get a great female singer to add to the song. She was our first choice and we made it happen, and we love her.
Adam Levine
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The capitalists speculate on the two following factors: the female worker must be paid as poorly as possible and the competition of female labour must be employed to lower the wages of male workers as much as possible.
Clara Zetkin
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I hope to see more comedies revolving around female main characters, there's definitely great female parts out there; I think most are based around guys. But that's changing and women are being given a chance to show that they are funny!
Kristen Wiig
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I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest
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I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest
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