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Funny And Impressive Quotes & Sayings
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Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
Darth Vader
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
Scott Roeben
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Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.
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We often say how impressive power is. But I do not find it impressive at all. The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. They are necessary symbols that protect what we cherish.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Judith Martin
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Dr. King is so inspiring, so impressive, so moving as a human being.
Michael Bolton
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I have tried to present my sensations in what is the most congenial and impressive form possible to me.
Edward Hopper
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There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.
James M Barrie
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And I think it's safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me was Merle Haggard.
Warren Zevon
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There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living within your means.
Calvin Coolidge
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If quantitatively the American achievement is impressive, qualitatively it is somewhat less satisfying.
Irving Babbitt
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With all the pressure to look impressive and go out in heels, I feel for you. Killing yourself to find a man that'll kill for you.
J Cole
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Swagger so impressive and I don't need a necklace but these bi...es get impressed when you pull up in that 7.
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Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things.
Matthew Arnold
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You can get sucked into the idea that, 'Gosh, this is impressive. Maybe I should do this. It will look good.' Or 'I'll write like this because it will impress that critic.'
Amy Tan
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The pace of technological change in recent years has been both impressive and positive for consumers.
Mike Ferguson
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Because tobacco is responsible for an impressive one-third of cancers, prevention efforts naturally begin with it.
Bernard Levin
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But when you see personal artifacts relating to - by genealogy at least - a living human being, it was just more impressive to me than just about anything I've ever read about slavery before.
Bob Edwards
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