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Funny Baby Finger Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Finger" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
Unknown
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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
Jaime King
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
Family Guy
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.
Shawn Wayans
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You've got more talent in your little finger than you have in your big finger.
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If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
Jock Sturges
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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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