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Funny Biotle Axe Quotes & Sayings
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As a Scout, you are the guardian of the woods. A Scout never damages a tree by hacking it with his knife or axe. It does not take long to fell a tree, but it takes many years to grow one, so a Scout cuts down a tree for a good reason only, not just for the sake of using his axe. For every tree felled, two should be planted.
Lord Baden Powell
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Yu ever buck a gal weh deep like a bucket draw fi yuh needle. An yuh needle can't stitch it draw fi yuh axe and like a cow yuh all a chop it draw fi yuh pick axe and like a grung yuh all a dig it is like a riverside
Beenie Man
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The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, s.. or religion, nationality or status. It helps with fruit and shade even to the foe who lays his axe on its trunk! The dog can teach you a lesson in Faith, Self-less service and the process of Dedication.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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By this axe I rule!
Robert E Howard
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
Sharon Osbourne
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If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business, and let us fall by the axe and not by the butcher's cleaver.
Lord Byron
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I pop out the box, swing on a spring Big Violent J with the axe out SHING!
Insane Clown Posse
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How the fu.. I fit an axe in a satchel? Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal.
Earl Sweatshirt
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I'm glad that I never passed the genes and I never put down the axe. Piano man got a checkered dance floor to grace and a painful look on his face.
Sage Francis
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I just met someone who was against gay marriage but approved lesbian marriage...I was going to give him a pat on the back...With an axe.
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I knew there was an old axe down cellar; that is all I knew.
Lizzie Andrew Borden
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About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead
Edsger Dijkstra
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One more black line will ease that limb away. Mind destroying angel made you judgment sway. Exsanguination left you insane, hard to use an axe when you ain't got hand.s
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All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization - is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein
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