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Funny Blind Women Quotes & Sayings
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
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Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
Unknown
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1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.
Nikhil Saluja
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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You look like a professional blind date.
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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Never take a blind date to a silent film.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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Blind submission in women is considered a virtue, while submission to wrong is itself wrong, and resistance to wrong is virtue alike in women as in man.
Ernestine Rose
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
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