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Funny Boat R Quotes & Sayings
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Embarking on a new relationship is like setting off at sea in a sail boat for two. Too much baggage from the past will sink it. Too many others in the boat will rock it. If both people don't do their part, the boat will go in circles going no where fast. But most of all, if the boat was suspect and was not solid from the start, it will spring a leak and fall apart just when you need it most.
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If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.
Mitch Hedberg
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22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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Nodding the head does not row the boat.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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We're not necessarily the ski boat, we're the skier. There are countries like Japan and Korea and others who are the ski boat at this point, but we're getting pulled right behind them.
Steve Largent
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Ive got a boat to sail on the ocean. Ive got a boat to take to the sea.
Matt Belsante
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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To have God on our side doesn't mean sailing on a boat with no storms, it means having a boat that no storm can sink!
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The boat can't cross the river by paddling on one side. It should be paddled on the opposite side as well. That's called balance. If that is lost, the boat will flip.
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Anna Held
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Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
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Life is like a boat without a paddle, you have the option to swim. Not knowing if you'll survive or when you'll make it to shore. But it's better then sitting in a floating boat to nowhere.
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From the sea came a boat with some Israeli commando soldiers who took me by the commando boat to the yacht and put me on the yacht. In the yacht I asked people, who are you. And they said we are Israelis, French and British.
Mordechai Vanunu
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Coast to coast the high seas echo it's not you it's me If the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs I could drive the boat... if the wind... were down.
Chiodos
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the only one I would worry. But we're all in the same boat, and all of my friends are coming with me. We all go toward old age. How many years left we don't know. We just have to accept it.
Ingrid Bergman
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We're friends,you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass!
Unknown
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