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Funny Credit Card Cr Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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They talk about this Great Recession if it fell out of the sky, like, 'Oh, my goodness, where did it come from?' It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, to at the same time put a prescription drug benefit on the credit card, a trillion-dollar tax cut for the very wealthy. I was there. I voted against them. I said, no, we can't afford that.
Joe Biden
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.
Melissa Bean
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They're pushing credit cards. They don't take Visa, but they do take American Express, or they don't take this one, but they take that one, or you'd better bring this one, or if you forget who you are, look on your credit card; it will be there.
Bill Janklow
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Typically, students slide into debt through the extension (by credit card companies) of unaffordable credit lines.
Robert Manning
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Money is a poor man's credit card.
Marshall McLuhan
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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Jay Leno
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What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
Tom Wilson
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I'll need a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
Nickelback
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You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.
Bill Janklow
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You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.
Brody Jenner
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A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.
Jesse Jackson
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I pull out the gas pump handle BEFORE I put in my credit card! Thug Life!
Unknown
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