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Funny Deadbeat Dad Quotes & Sayings
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I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.
David Hyde Pierce
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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
Adam Sandler
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Deadbeat dads, may your day be filled with guilt and shame.
Unknown
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
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I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my brother & me.
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'Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?' I don't know, ask your grandfather...
Unknown
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My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager.
Robbie Coltrane
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
Unknown
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer!
Unknown
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The best gift that God gave me was even before I came into this world. I call him my Dad! Happy Father's day to you Dad.
Unknown
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To all the Single Dad's, I see your invisible cape and I thank you for being the kind of man every Mom wants for her daughter someday.
Unknown
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And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet.
Jackson Browne
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
Unknown
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I don't know why Christians oppose gay marriage when they believe in a God who was a single dad.
Unknown
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My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.
Jessica Simpson
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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There was a bit of a comparison that Bret was making between Vince McMahon and my dad. He looked up to Vince as a dad and stuff, and it was a shame to see the whole thing end the way it did.
Owen Hart
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I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him!
Miley Cyrus
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When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp, my dad was my hero but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.
David Alan Grier
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