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Funny Death Jokesunny Death Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
Nigella Lawson
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Death is a part of all our lives. Whether we like it or not, it is bound to happen. Instead of avoiding thinking about it, it is better to understand its meaning. We all have the same body, the same human flesh, and therefore we will all die. There is a big difference, of course, between natural death and accidental death, but basically death will come sooner or later. If from the beginning your attitude is 'Yes, death is part of our lives,' then it may be easier to face.
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Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death.
Winston Churchill
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Death is giving up on your dreams. Death is allowing your job own you like a slave. Death is fading away before you know your true self.
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If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a man his death could be no more than the death of any other person.
Thomas Paine
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To begin depriving death of its greatest advantage over us, let us adopt a way clean contrary to that common one; let us deprive death of its strangeness, let us frequent it, let us get used to it; let us have nothing more often in mind than death....
Michel De Montaigne
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Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Do not fear death. Death is just a reformation in something even more magnificent. Death is where it all starts, death it's not the end.
Unknown
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything... death is not... It's the absence of presence, nothing more... the endless time of never coming back... a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not sound...
Tom Stoppar
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything... death is not... It's the absence of presence, nothing more... the endless time of never coming back... a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not sound...
Tom Stoppard
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything... death is not... It's the absence of presence, nothing more... the endless time of never coming back... a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not sound...
Tom Stoppard
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything... death is not... It's the absence of presence, nothing more... the endless time of never coming back... a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not sound...
Tom Stoppard
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
Unknown
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between s.. and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen
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By the Way of the warrior is meant death. The Way of the warrior is death. This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death. It means nothing more than this. It means to see things through, being resolved.
Yamamoto Tsunetomo
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
Woody Allen
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Somerset Maugham
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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Terry Pratchett
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain
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