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Funny Drinking Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that youre more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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