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Funny Drunk Regret Quotes & Sayings
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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There is always regret in life. We regret relationships, life choices, using drugs, getting drunk, making a fool out of yourself. There is always going to be disappointments, but the way you show your inner good is how you make up for your regrets. Your name and reputation stay in tact by admitting when your wrong Using the word SORRY goes along way when you regret an action. We can all make up for most of our regrets but some are too far gone for anyone to forgive your life choices sometimes.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don't believe it. You feel it, it's like guilt, it's like jealousy, it's like all those horrible things and... You've just got to snip them and get them out, because they're no good. Because if you regret, in a way, have you learnt and moved on?
Jude Law
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth-I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didn't embrace.
Henry James
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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Regret is such a terrible feeling but I dont regret the love, the hurt, the moments...just regret I didnt see this coming.
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