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Funny Farting In Front Of Quotes & Sayings
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My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
Alex O'Loughlin
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Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
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I think its funny how oblivious some guys are, look at whats in front of you.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Its annoying when my sister is a smartass in front of her friends. Sorry but youre not cool or funny for being loud and sarcastic.
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I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
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I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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Front if you want, I puff a few blunts and take a cruise in a Porsche wit the trunk in the front.
Jadakiss
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God put your eyes on the front of your head...so you can see whats in front of you not behind, let it go.
Unknown
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Front if you want, until I blow the back of your brains out, and see if you can think with your front.
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I'm always shy in front of an audience, so I'm always at the back, in the shadows, just doing it. I don't like the front, the adulation.
Bill Wyman
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A spider has posted up in front of my front door...He is BIG and his web is massive!
Jayde Nicole
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I wanna keep creating those situations for myself so I don't have to be out front all the time. Then when I do have to be out front, I can do it to the max.
Bootsy Collins
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Sometimes that's a year, sometimes it's 18 months, where all I'm doing is taking notes. I'm reconstructing the story from the back to the front so that I know where the front is.
John Irving
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I was terrified of being a teacher. To stand in front of a classroom, the responsibility is boggling. Imagine! Standing in front of people!
John Glover
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I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.
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