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Funny Finally Divorced Divorced Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe it's because my mother divorced and my grandmother divorced, so maybe I'm frightened deep down. But then I also feel there is no real need. Why do I need to get married? To reassure me? No I don't need reassurance.
Juliette Binoche
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams
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I'm gonna get fu..in' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fu..in' divorced. -Jimmie
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Congratulations on getting divorced while you still look doable.
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Sorry being divorced means you'll have to try during s.. again.
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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.
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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.
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Best of luck not remarrying the same type of person you just divorced.
Unknown
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Homos..uals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours.
Basil White
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Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.
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Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment.
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I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.
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I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
Placido Domingo
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I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.
Beth Henley
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Mr. President, How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
Jeff Gannon
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
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I came from a divorced mother and father, obviously mixed race.
Giancarlo Esposito
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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
Nicole Richie
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They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
Suze Orman
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