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Funny Friends Eating Your Fo Quotes & Sayings
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Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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The major Jewish dietary laws rest on a single premise: Eating meat is a moral compromise. There is a difference between eating a hamburger and eating a bowl of cereal. For one of them, a living creature had to be killed. Should we ever become so casual about the eating of meat that we lose sight of that distinction, a part of our humanity will have shriveled and died.
Harold Kushner
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Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working out, trying to sleep as much as you can...that's the other third of the equation. The eating was the biggest thing; since stopping shooting I probably work out the same but don't eat as much, and I've probably lost 15 pounds or something. Chicken breasts and protein shakes, boiled chicken, clean meats, the right carbs. Sickly stuff.
Chris Hemsworth
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sorry for myself I don't agree I alway go out eating with my best friends it's less than normal.
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We love to be with our family and friends and I can tell you that lots of eating will be involved.
Julia Barr
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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Getting bored in class: sneakily eating food while trying to hide it from your friends and the teacher.
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I made a lot of friends over the years and I would always look at what they were eating. All of them were skinny. I would think that I would like to eat like that.
Suzanne Somers
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On first dates: Make sure both of you understand each other's idea of 'eating out' Stay thirsty my friends!
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
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Its funny how enemies seem to stick around longer than friends.
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
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When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
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Dating a stripper is like eating noisy chips in church...everyone looks at you disgustingly, but deep down inside they want some too. Stay thirsty my friends.
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