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Funny Gum Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Gum" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I love gum, I kept gum and blueberries. They are very good together actually. I kept all the gum that I chewed on set.
AnnaSophia Robb
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
Mitch Hedberg
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.
Timothy Olyphant
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I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I'll forget I'm chewing it. Then you don't want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I've asked to throw it away. I've started to wonder if that's why I didn't get certain movies.
Jennifer Lawrence
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Top 4 Lies - 1: I'm fine. 2: I don't like anyone. 3: That was my last piece of gum. 4: I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions!..
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???
Spongebob
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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Unknown
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I like my girls flexible, in my mouth like gum bi....
T Mills
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Is it just me, or whenever you pull out a pack of gum everyone is suddenly your friend.
Unknown
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Ah, your brother blows bubble gum!
Bugs Bunny
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Presidential candidates don't chew gum.
Theodore C Sorensen
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Eating a pack of gum because Im bored on the plane.
Justine Ezarik
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Madea
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It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
Jerry Springer
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bi... is grown but that wasn't bubble gum that she was chewin'.
Tyler The Creator
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He never got his picture on bubble gum cards, did he? -Lucy
Charlie Brown Christmas
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The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
John Edwards
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