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Funny Gym Workout Quotes & Sayings
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
The Situation
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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There's no reason to stereotype yourself. Doing math is like going to the gym, it's a workout for your brain and it makes you smarter.
Danica McKellar
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
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Every day when I wake up I gotta go to the gym. I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have to organize my mind, body and health first.
The Situation
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If I do a film and have to get naked, that tends to dictate how often I go to the gym. Acting in 'Richard II' on stage was a huge physical workout, so I ended up more toned than I normally am.
Eddie Redmayne
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Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym.
Bill Nye The Science Guy
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Consider the gym! Nothing makes an outfit look better than a body that makes your clothes look like they were made for each other.
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Dont really have time to go to gym but making time. Commit to being fit.
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The gym such a powerful place for energy So tangible! Releasing energy and receiving it! Work it the eff out during your workout!
Perez Hilton
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