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Funny Harry Pot Quotes & Sayings
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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It seems as if only now I really know who I am. My strengths, my weaknesses, my jealousiesits as if all of it has been boiling in a pot for all these years, and as it boils, it evaporates into steam, and all thats left in the pot in the end is your essence, the stuff you started out with in the very beginning.
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I travel the world, and I'm happy to say that America is still the great melting pot - maybe a chunky stew rather than a melting pot at this point, but you know what I mean.
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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We are not playing hide-and-seek, Harry, You cannot hide from me. Does this mean you are tired of our duel? Does this mean that you would prefer me to finish it now, Harry? Come out, Harry... come out and play, then... it will be quick... it might even be painless... I would not know... I have never died....
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11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11: 'I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi this morning.'
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais
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People ask me if there are going to be stories of Harry Potter as an adult. Frankly, if I wanted to, I could keep writing stories until Harry is a senior citizen, but I don't know how many people would actually want to read about a 65 year old Harry still at Hogwarts playing bingo with Ron and Hermione.
J K Rowling
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
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Harry, you are so loved. Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong. -Lily Potter
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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over.
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If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say so. -Luna Lovegood
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