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Funny Junk Mail Quotes & Sayings
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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.
Steve Buscemi
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Joe Bob Briggs
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My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig.
Steve Buscemi
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When you start thinking about taking pictures, sending an e-mail, receiving an e-mail, speaking into your phone and have it transcript voice into text and then sent as an e-mail, it's mind-boggling.
Steve Largent
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You've got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you.
You've Got Mail
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I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You've got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you.
You've Got Mail
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I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You've got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you.
You've Got Mail
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The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Jamais Cascio
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What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
Black Eyed Peas
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I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez.
Erik Estrada
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Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.
Christopher Lehmann-Haupt
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I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.
Peace Pilgrim
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I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can.
John Denver
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Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.
James Fallows
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One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. When it comes to the mail, I feel it is better to receive than to give.
Joseph Epstein
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I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and a two hour lunch. Poof, gone. They are not infrequent.
Joseph Epstein
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The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
Peter Drucker
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I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible.
Florence Henderson
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