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Funny Late For Work Quotes & Sayings
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I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
Unknown
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Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
Unknown
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
Unknown
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Hm, Millicent, you smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure I guess I could be a little late. What do you mean I'm fired. I wasn't even that late. How am I going to pay my rent? Would you like fries with that sir?
Mouth McFadden
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I'm going to be late for work again, but like my periods, better late than never
Unknown
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Unknown
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During the work, you have to be sure that you haven't left any holes, that you've captured everything, because afterwards it will be too late.
Henri Cartier-Bresson
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It's too late to apologize, it's too late. I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late.
One Republic
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
21 Likes
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It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.
Jane Fonda
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Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
Unknown
66 Likes
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It's never too late never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.
Jane Fonda
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
Unknown
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
Unknown
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If you see a bandwagon, its too late.
James Goldsmith
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
Unknown
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