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Funny Looking A Gift Horse In The Quotes & Sayings
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The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language.
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Ladies : jus becuz a man shows up on a white horse doesn't mean its his horse! or that he's gettin off the horse 4 a lifelong stay - Paula W
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.
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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.
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There was a combination of not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, but also really not wanting to be stuck in Lord of the Rings for the rest of my life, and being desperate to kind of make sure that I could do something else with my life.
Sean Astin
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai E Stevenson
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I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
J D Salinger
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I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Theres nothin in life thats worth doin, if it caint be done from a horse
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The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD.
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I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
Dawn French
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The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
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Writing is an extreme privilege but it's also a gift. It's a gift to yourself and it's a gift of giving a story to someone.
Amy Tan
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