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Today, I think more than ever before, we have to speak up and speak out to end discrimination based on s..ual orientation. Dr. King used to say when people talked about blacks and whites falling in love and getting married, you know, at one time, in the state of Virginia, in my native state of Alabama, in Georgia and other parts of the South blacks and whites could not fall in love and get married. And Dr. King took a simple argument and said, races don't fall in love and get married. Individuals fall in love and get married.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
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It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
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Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards. But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us to get married. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and his love Fiona married and you're not?'
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
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There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
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love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect...I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be, we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.
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I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.
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I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
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