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Funny Men Break Up Quotes & Sayings
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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
Cher
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206
Unknown
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Things break all the time. Day breaks, waves break, voices break. Promises break. Hearts break.
Unknown
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Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
William Arthur Ward
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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We 'bouta crash da club, throw some chairs. Break...Break, break...Break something.
Lil Wyte
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
Unknown
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command and find that they control their own time, when they learn their own voice and authority.
Theodore White
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My characters are more like men than these real men are, see. They're rough and rude, they got hands and they got bellies. They hate and they lust; break the skin of civilization and you find the ape, roaring and red-handed.
Robert E Howard
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Unknown
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
Kristen Wiig
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I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart.
Taio Cruz
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
Unknown
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Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually, Will Forte will never break.
Oscar Nunez
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Unknown
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