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Funny Mother Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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My mom woke me up this morning by screaming at the top of her lungs because Mac Miller was on mtv...Like mother, like daughter?
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The gentleman had also a young daughter, of rare goodness and sweetness of temper, which she took from her mother, who was the best creature in the world.
Charles Perrault
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Unknown
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It's on even 7pm and I'm in bed with my baby girl! Don't judge, we're tired from working and playing hard! Like mother like daughter...
Unknown
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Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.
Voltaire
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My mother's passion for something more, to write a different destiny for a dirt-poor farmer's daughter, was to shape my entire life.
Faye Dunaway
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We mothers are learning to mark our mothering success by our daughters' lengthening flight.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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My Mom has always been one of my biggest supporters and the wisdom she has given me over the years has helped shaped the person I am today.
Catherine Pulsifer
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.
Al Roker
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One of the oddities about being Judy Garland's daughter was that everyone treated my mother with such awe that they would never have asked me the normal questions kids get about their moms.
Lorna Luft
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My mom is a never-ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
Graycie Harmon
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Pearl S Buck
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Pearl S Buck
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Good daughters make good mothers.
Unknown
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Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
Meryl Streep
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The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Elaine Heffner
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My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.
Jim Carrey
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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