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Funny Never Hear Frorch Of Something Quotes & Sayings
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You seldom listen to me, and when you do you don't hear, and when you do hear you hear wrong, and even when you hear right you change it so fast that it's never the same.
Marjorie Kellogg
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
Jack Handy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.
George W Bush
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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This is the perfect time to hear about my hidden trust fund.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
Theodore Bikel
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
Bruce McCulloch
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J Peter
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
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