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Funny New Born Baby Quotes & Sayings
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Thank God I'm an 80's baby and was born in a decent era, and have an indescribable mindset.
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May the new born baby, bring loads of joy, love and smiles in your lives. Congratulations.
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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
Frank A Clark
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Labor ends when the baby is born.
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If you were born in 1999, you are not a 90s baby. This new generation is confused. 90s baby means you grew up and remember the 90s...
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The new born angel shall bring in loads of happy and memorable times in your life. Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby. God bless your family.
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ni...s be like...'90s baby' born December 31st 1999 at 11:59 PM with the umbilical cord cut on the 59th second.
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
Thurgood Marshall
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If you were born after 87 you're still a 90s baby because you didn't live long enough in the 80s.
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A child born to a black mother in a state like Mississippi...has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
Tiger Woods
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A child born to a black mother in a state like Mississippi...has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
Tiger Woods
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A child born to a black mother in a state like Mississippi...has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
Tiger Woods
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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When a baby is born, it's a mothers instinct to protect the baby. When a baby dies, it's the mothers instinct to protect their memory.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time.
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