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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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Sweet dreams are born inside you, sweet dreams are born to last. Sweet thoughts within your makeup, these thoughts will always last.
Yes (Band)
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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You're evil when I'm with you, baby, and you're jealous when we're apart. I said you're evil when I'm with you, baby, and you're jealous when we're apart.
BB King
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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I am glad we do not have to try to kill the stars. Imagine if each day a man must try to kill the moon. The moon runs away. But imagine if a man each day should have to try to kill the sun? We are born lucky. Yes, we are born lucky.
Ernest Hemingway
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1 - 2 A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin. Laura Ingalls Wilder But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins. Laura Ingalls Wilder Every job is good if you do your best and work hard. A man who works hard stinks only to the ones that have nothing to do but smell. Laura Ingalls Wilder Everything from the little house was in the wagon, except the beds and tables and chairs. They did not need to take these, because Pa could always make new ones. Laura Ingalls Wilder Far worst of all, the fever had settled in Mary's eyes, and Mary was blind. Laura Ingalls Wilder Her blue eyes were still beautiful, but they did not know what was before them, and Mary herself cou
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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