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Funny Nice Job Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Nice Job" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Its funny when girls complain about finding the right guy; nice abs, nice car, & money but when he comes around they just wanna be friends.
Unknown
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We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
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Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.
Ani Difranco
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Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.
Ani Difranco
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
Unknown
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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
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Being nice obviously gets you no where. Take whats yours, dont think for others, thats their job.
Unknown
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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I really feel so lucky, and I think that people do see that on screen, that we really do get along as friends when the camera isnt rolling. Also, I feel like weve developed such good energy and chemistry together as a cast when were in front of the camera, that it makes the work day so much easier. Its just a bunch of really nice, smart, funny people who sit around all day trying to make each other laugh. Its a great job.
Gillian Jacobs
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
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Better to just be real. Show up and do your job and be a nice person.
Elisabeth Rohm
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The suit-and-tie job is very nice but it's not really who I am in my heart.
Boris Becker
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It's nice when big stars come over and say, 'Great job.
Jamie Bell
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A nice, steady job I don't need that bad. I'm not that satisfied with it.
Jackie Cooper
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