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Funny No Work Quotes & Sayings
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I dream for a living.
Steven Spielberg
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Work is love made visible. And if you can't work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of the people who work with joy.
Kahlil Gibran
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Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
Kahlil Gibran
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You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside..
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I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies.
Unknown
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I work until beer oclock.
Stephen King
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
H R Giger
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
Unknown
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Enjoy relentlessly panicking about what you're missing at work.
Unknown
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My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
Bill Sienkiewicz
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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I'm glad your trial separation didn't work out.
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My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
Unknown
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I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I forgot to tell you to start.
Unknown
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