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Funny Office Hours Quotes & Sayings
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To be the best, you need to spend hours and hours and hours running, hitting the speed bag, lifting weights and focusing on training.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
William Faulkner
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I would still like to have that luxury, to be able to just sit and draw for hours and hours and hours. In a way, that's what I do as a writer.
Amy Tan
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Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.
T Boone Pickens
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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The two hours onstage is great. But I can only play a show and then take a night off. I have to sing for two hours, and then I've gotta rest it for a night. So it's the other 46 hours that are just boring as heck.
Bob Seger
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Well, especially now I come to realize - and then - I would do my schooling which was three hours with a tutor and right after that I would go to the recording studio and record, and I'd record for hours and hours until it's time to go to sleep.
Michael Jackson
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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At Netflix, we think you have to build a sense of responsibility where people care about the enterprise. Hard work, like long hours at the office, doesn't matter as much to us. We care about great work.
Reed Hastings
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I can literally just sit and not do anything for hours and hours and hours and if there is something completely mind-numbing to do, like surfing the internet or watching crappy TV, Ill do it and then Ill feel shit about myself. So I try to get rid of it.
Keira Knightley
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In my day, at 12 years old, which was 38 years ago, we worked out in summer months for two and a half hours. Today someone in that age group might work out for four hours, two hours in the morning and two at night.
Mark Spitz
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside..
Unknown
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
Unknown
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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