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Funny Older Peo Quotes & Sayings
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What I am finding now is that my audience is getting younger as I get older, which is a very good thing as you know - you don't want them to get older as you get older.
Russell Banks
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My agent didnt want me on Disney because Im older. But honestly, Im not ready for older roles yet, or even the things older girls do. I am still young.
Ashley Tisdale
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Rita Rudner
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When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named Vito who threw rocks. Each year I would wish for a baby brother. It never happened.
Wally Lamb
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Unknown
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It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots, I want to plant stuff.
Melissa McCarthy
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
Carrie Fisher
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The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Madeleine L'Engle
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The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Robert Quillen
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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